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Person the 3rd

A bitch.

You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.
That guy is a “person the 3rd
by Akithegoat June 13, 2024
mugGet the Person the 3rdmug.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
mugGet the National punch the oldest person on your classmug.

Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.
I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.
by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023
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Saggy (person)

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul
Is that saggy (person)?
by Skennett May 15, 2025
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Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in
Damn, I just had a two person threesome
by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024
mugGet the Two Person Threesomemug.

Black person

Resembles an ape or monkey, enjoys consuming watermelon, kfc, fried chicken and kool-aid. They tend to not be able to breathe and often abuse the right colour (white). All black people are gang members and gangbangers. They can also be called: Monkey, Coon, Nigga(s) and Nigger(s)
Black person: I’m a black guy and I don’t deserve any right!
by supersigmaAJhasrizz July 31, 2024
mugGet the Black personmug.

The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this! I just wanted you to know YOU are amazing! YOU are beautiful! You are unique in your own special way. No matter how hard life is right now, you always continue to shine. Ignore whatever anyone says, you are perfection. Now go outside and be perfect.
by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018
mugGet the The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazingmug.

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