A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
by floppy sausage April 23, 2008
Get the national jack-off day mug.National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by David feldabeldum June 5, 2019
Get the National break up day mug.on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
by lilly bunch April 11, 2019
Get the national dick sucking day mug.August 30th is national boy bestfriend day! A day for celebrating boy bestfriends and all they do for you
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Get the National Hangover Day mug.Every year on this day females will get eaten out but there's a catch the female has to choose a male whom they choose to feed.
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Get the National eat pussy day mug.Just another day where instead of sucking Dick, grabbing ass, grabbing dicks, etc. You can eat her out
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