My life

A waste of time.

"Hey!"

"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"

by pSychoKidRuinyou1337 January 28, 2020

Life stupid

When you're academically smart, but doesn't know jack shit about the real world

A: Dude, can you help me cook for tonight

B: Bruh, can't you do it yourself? You're very smart after all
A. I may be school smart, but I'm life stupid!

by Yourboiallen July 6, 2020

My life

What the hell is that

I know “my life sucks” you don’t have to tell everyone

by Boy eat dat pussy 449 September 15, 2020

squirrel life

When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.

"what are you doing tonight bro?" "oh im just trying to live squirrel life tonight"

by andrefrommp July 5, 2012

enthusiastic-for-life

Being overcome by general joie de vivre and having enthusiasm for everything. Most used by Guides on overseas projects. Origin: Latvia, circa 2013.

"I'm excited, full, enthusiastic-for-life" said Emily, on her way to camp.

by LatviaGOLD2013 September 30, 2013

Life bitch

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life

I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?

by Atavistic July 27, 2021

Zoom Life

A life surrounded by positivity, love, success, and hope. Always pushing negativity away.

Don’t forget kat, it’s zoom life.

by Natasi.888 August 9, 2021