beans rice jesus christ and byrin

Who are you thankful for this thanks giving? Beans rice Jesus Christ and Byrin 🥴, who? ByRin, WHO? BYRIN

by xxlilron November 30, 2021

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Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 08, 2006

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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

by Help525600 October 18, 2020

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jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

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Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

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