cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

car slide

A Car slide is another way on saying “Roller coasters” that you would find mostly at fairs or amusement parks like Disney land or Lego land.

Today myself and my friends went on a car slide in the amusement park.

by Arb2006 July 12, 2023

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip

“ arackz it’s national car sex dayyyyy”

by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024

The fly on the car

When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.

Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.

*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”

by Fatimama December 17, 2024

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.

“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”

by constableslocum November 14, 2023