Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

by ANTONIOGOT April 25, 2018

yeet a egg

An egg, in its simplest form, is a delicate vessel bestowed upon us by nature, habouring the potential for life whithin its fragile shell.

To yeet and egg, one must summon the strength and dexterity of a valiant knigh, and with a swift forceful motion, propel the egg through the air with great vigor!

If you yeet a egg
I must caustion you, dear Inquirer that yeeting an egg may result in Utimetly demise, leading to a most unfortunate mess after you yeet the egg

by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon October 14, 2023

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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

by AshKetchum1223 July 11, 2018

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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug January 27, 2016

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