Sacred Hearts Club

Yo, did you hear about the new album Sacred Hearts Club?
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King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
by CuckQueenOfClubs March 10, 2024
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King of Clubs

A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"He proudly flaunted his 'king of clubs' status as he introduced his stunning girlfriend to his friends, while all of them knowing she enjoyed watching him charm other women at the party, and taking them with her to the after-party."

"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say he's her 'king of clubs.'"
by BlondieeRichy June 19, 2024
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King of Clubs

A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say she's like his 'king of clubs.'"
by BlondieeRichy June 19, 2024
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Oldys Club

A club of people over the age of 50 where they talk about the 80s and sports like golf and how bad technology is
Dad you’ve turned 50 your now part of the oldys club
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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 05, 2024
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Triple F Club

(noun) Used to describe a type of person who believes they are morally sound in their actions of doing whatever it takes to get what they want, regardless of the repercussions. These people are generally seen as late-in-life, Christian males with highly patriarchal tendencies. They commit acts that are anywhere from morally grey to completely unethical, justifying themselves with claims of making the world a better place, protecting the future, or some other grandiose illusion, and believe they have more authority than they do, portraying themselves as powerful to have control over others around them. They often belittle any opinions different than their own, making them inflexible to logic or alternate points of view.
“After his callous response to the Houthi bombings - fist emoji, American flag emoji, fire emoji - it’s clear Mike Waltz is a member of the triple F club.”

“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”

“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
by SolsticeGoals April 09, 2025
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