Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

by Help525600 October 18, 2020

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006

by JohnK May 22, 2005

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020
