cunt smash

to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc...

aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch

After I came in her ear, I cunt smashed that bitch!

by Charlie Muurphy September 8, 2005

cunt punisher

A gentler form of beating your female partner. She pisses you off, so you punish her cunt. Enjoyable for both, and she can't call the cops.

The bitch ran up the credit card bills, so I gave her a good cunt punishing. I am a cunt punisher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

thunder cunt

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.

Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.

Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick

by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007

Mother Cunt

a person who's really really a pain in the ass,and so frikkin irritating!Gotta use it when you find no word's to abuse such a person....

John:Dude remember you told me not to take out the new Porsche,well i did and i banged it to a tree!
You:*Seething rage*Why you fucking MOTHER CUNT!!!!!

by Snop_12 November 30, 2010

Humpty Cunt

A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.

Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!

by Scammer Steve April 9, 2008

Cunt Truck

A large fat girl/woman that either hits on you or is really angry. Generally considered to be the end-all of 'cunt' terms. Use it on your guy friend for extra steeze.

Fucking shit, Veronica, you're being a worthless cunt truck right now.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Dull cunt

South Wales Valleys common phrase for slagging off someone dickhead.

Shut up you dull cunt!

by Rhodri March 10, 2008