Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection

Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.

by Seane222 February 25, 2010

pre-loved

adj, the state of having been previously sexually enjoyed by someone

She has been pre-loved by Patrick, Bob and Glenn.

by Scheisskerl August 7, 2012

Love regrets.

Could mean two things.. When you regret not taking an opportunity to date someone you really love, and you regret not doing it.

Or.. Dating someone you wish you never did, you regret dating that person.

Love regret.

Example; I regret dating her now, she made me so unhappy.

Example; I regret not dating her now, she would of made me so happy..

Love regrets.

by Mr Psychotic July 6, 2010

Love fluff

A fatty deposit on the body of a lover.

Shall I bury my face in your love fluff?

by oracle9 October 20, 2010

love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Love Wedge

The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)!

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge

by Lorne Gra... March 11, 2009

love board

A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone

Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.

by hh&b April 15, 2011