Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.
As soon as I walked into the office, I knew it was going to be a long day—the same coworker music was playing on repeat, with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons setting the tone for another uneventful afternoon.
by P.Drizzy August 18, 2024
The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry
“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”
by Fungusguy12 June 11, 2024
Grunchy music is Grungy southern rock and country music combined and twisted hard to form a new genre of alternative country music. A dirty mix of badass, make you do bad things... but take you to church all at the same time music.
by Cinelynnie August 12, 2017
Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?
For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.
Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.
For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.
Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.
We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!
by Taking the high road June 08, 2025
A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.
Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?
(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)
Grandpa: Music, music.
Dave: How about now?
(plays rap, and then dub step)
Grandpa: NOISE!!
(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)
Grandpa: Music, music.
Dave: How about now?
(plays rap, and then dub step)
Grandpa: NOISE!!
by Bryan Tibbs April 10, 2014
What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson
BTW, this is a dead meme.
Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven
i.e. Dwayne Johnson
BTW, this is a dead meme.
Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven
by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021
Müllen Music (moolen myuzihk) is music such as Pop that are overrated and very low quality. This may also apply to rap too.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 09, 2021