Canning

When a person, place or thing is sour, uncool, out of style, stank, etc.
Omg! That outfit Aunt Flo is wearing is canning.

Lornie is canning. He hasn’t showered in a week.
Wow! Donald Trumps toupee is canning.
by Michelle Flett November 24, 2021
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Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.
Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"
by apiehuwiq December 09, 2024
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canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole
me and brandy decided to endure in some canning
by poopy due June 16, 2023
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Canning

The practice of hiding cans of alcohol in your anus to sneak them into a venue.
"Hey man, are you taking any cash to get a drink inside?"
"Nah mate, I'm canning myself before we get there so I'll be fine"
by Ruinous Aardvark December 11, 2019
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Gas can

Slang for an ass
An ass that belongs to somebody with very frequent flatulence in group settings.
Bro touch grass Carl be a gas can not clutch, you know i be no cap take my whip and hang with that thot and her shawty.
by Samuel 641 January 29, 2025
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can anyone scoop

When you want your friends to pick you up
I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?
by Swaggy daggy March 12, 2017
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