When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.

“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”

by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019

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A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

by PinkCripps August 25, 2019

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George

A boy who needs to get a life, but is relatively harmless. He may say some concerning things, but he is good at making people laugh.

George: *Scrolling through Instagram* Dang... those are some nice toes!

Me:Um... What the hell? Do you have a foot fetish?!?

George:Oh my god! Illinois Boy took our math teacher!

by WhatTheHell.... August 31, 2019

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