David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know

Why are you David hogan

by anonymous January 27, 2021

David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.

I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...

Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen

by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023

David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl

Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

David's star

David(bible) birth sign

Jus wan' shine like David's star ⭐

by David's star December 20, 2021

Davide

1. A sexy Italian boy
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.

Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.

by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021