Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019

David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings

He's a David -type. Angelic.

by magic Mama June 6, 2021

David

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him

Look at David

I know fuck him

by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024

David

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.

David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu

by iclicrikatlttktduii October 27, 2022

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020