Bird

A heterosexual idiotic woman. Similar to a pick me, she usually makes the absolute worst decisions when it comes to men.

“She’s such a bird, but she’s so gorgeous.”

by Her Husband,Boo,her life September 23, 2023

The Biggest bird

the biggest man in the room, the coolest handsomest guy.

Remy Kushner is the biggest bird

by etotheg February 22, 2023

Bird Racist

Someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species simply because they are a different species.

They were so rude to my bird, I think they might be a bird racist.

by the lesbian next door :) April 24, 2021

king bird

A cute little African Gray Bird. His tail is red and his fur is Gray. He loves to say his own name. "King Bird." He is also very funny.

"Hey."
"KING BIRD!!!"

"What?"

"Yeah."
"Ok?"

by Lol_ILoveAnimals November 18, 2017

Social Media Bird

An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird

Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit”

Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em

by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

For the birds

Something that is unimportant, or is not worth your time.

"Tipping servers is for the birds"

by Imagination Monster January 21, 2024