Twinkle Toes

When two people independently say or do something at the same time, it is customary for one to shout: "Twinkle toes!" and begin counting. Not sure why on the counting, but that's all I got.

Mary and John both said, "I wish you were here" at the same moment while talking on their phones. Mary exclaimed, "Twinkle toes!" and John just laughed.

by Jane Joy May 31, 2022

Dothan Toe

A psychic told me that my wife would have 6 toes. I blew threw two family fortunes traveling the world looking for my wife. I found her in Dothan, Alabama where there are tons of women with the affliction of an additional digit...not sure why.

I'd like to take out Tracy, but I can't get over that Dothan toe.

by official_maddog April 27, 2023

olive toe

A short, fat friend

Look out for olive toe

by Lolipoly November 28, 2018

Licking their toe

When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.

"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."

by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021

TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)

A mental disorder that forces the afflicted person to suck toes uncontrollably. This can lead to gum disease and many other sicknesses.

Did you hear John got diagnosed with gun disease?
Damn, is it from his chronic TSS (Toe Sucking Syndrome)?

by Nsmsmgmtmemdmd July 8, 2023

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025