SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

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sam is a girl who enjoys and loves food!

she hopes one day she can marry food.

sam likes food.

by thebestfoodieintown March 31, 2019

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sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.

sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

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sam is man who isnt afraid to show all his sides, especially his down under. He loves to play Minecraft and proceed to go on some peculiar websites. this guy is a lad. if you come in contact with him its your lucky day. don't forget him, because he will. hang on to him like a biscuit, he likes biscuits. and shoving them up his cheeks

today i met a sam vecey. he is a lad

by glizzylover69420 November 24, 2021

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Sam is amazing. He’s wicked smart, and is ahead of his class in math. He’s an engineering wizard and loves creating. And don’t forget about his looks, he has a super aesthetic body, and a super hot defined chin. He’s super funny and very charismatic. There’s lots of girls that chase him but he settles down for one and doesn’t jump around. If you find a Sam, don’t lose him. He makes an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. (he also has a massive dick)

Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?

by deeznutssobig August 01, 2022

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