10:30 rule

When snapping past 10:30 it has to be a booty pic

10:30 rule tonight females!!

by puckin May 1, 2021

Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022

Butt rule truce

When an argumentation goes to shits and both parties opinions are split in two halves, the "butt rule truce" is an option to defuse the situation. Whoever claims it first gets to spank the other on the bum to lighten the atmosphere.

In a written context, it's shortened as brt, which also can lead to hilarious follow-up.

Wow, we can't seem to agree on if sloths are slow or not in any way, I call butt rule truce. *smack*

by Testostus January 24, 2017

lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

by bluhsmith August 9, 2020

The 50 Percent Rule

The 50 Percent Rule was first invented in spring 2016 by Swiss citizen K.E.

As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.

It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.

You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.

A: "Hey man, can I take that seat?"

B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"

by crevek1900x May 25, 2016

Roblox Rule 34

You poor soul... If your friends told you to look this up, don't.

Rule 34 is internet slang for porn. Basically, if it exists, there's porn of it. If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be searching this.

Bob, a troll: "Hey Timmy, have you heard of Roblox's new rule?"

Timmy: "No, what is it?"

Bob: "Look up "Roblox rule 34" to find out."

by ultrabacon December 29, 2022