face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 5, 2010

Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 25, 2011

fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.

Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.

by Harriet23 March 17, 2011

Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.

Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."

by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011

Sentence-Pushing

A condition where an individual habitually presses enter to send in a text message (i.e. Facebook, or other I.M.) before completing a full sentence, which is remnant to pressing enter rapidly to begin a new line of computer code in a text editor or compiler.

Often found in people who often write computer code, or type extremely fast.

Normal Message: yes, ryan i was at the pier last night with all my bros and they taught me how to backflip off the end and miss the rocks

W/ Sentence-Pushing: yes ryan

i was at the pier last night
with all my bros
and they taught me how to backflip

off the end
and miss the rocks

by Nerrie March 17, 2013

mexican pushup

the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.

i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence

by qoeurrhq August 27, 2013

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014