Potato

was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.

shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent

by potato447 March 5, 2019

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

Potato

When you are so bad at the game you are like a potato playing a video game

You are such a potato at this game

by Battlefallout4 March 20, 2019

potato

that a word to describe someone that is lazy and fat and an introvert. these people like to be indoors watching movies and being lazy like usual.

i am a lazy potato.

by @the.realest.riley December 12, 2018

Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.

Idk lmao potato

by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018

Potato

A somewhat tan man or woman who is fat

Look at Jim he’s such a potato

by HTXRCDIII December 15, 2018

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018