Poop Knuckle

A place on a poop where it is thicker than elsewhere on the poop.

Sorry I took so long in the can; I got stuck on a poop knuckle and it took a while to force it out.

by skullfragment October 15, 2008

poop sandwiches

Fictional item by which someone would become full of shit. Origin: early 90's philadelphia~mike sadowski

Billy must have been eating poop sandwiches all day, damn he's full of shit!

by bobby steel March 17, 2003

party poop

When at a party with many guests , and having to take a dump, you dont want people knowing you're in there shitting , so you go in there , take a dump real fast , wash your hands , and get back out to the action b4 anyone suspects anything.Should take no longer than 3 minutes.

Hey carl , noone suspects that i just took a big shit , cuz i made it a party poop!

by Teflontomdosh June 19, 2007

jesus poop

perfect poop that doesn't leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of poop you pray for when in a public bathroom - easy, no straining, and no mess

"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."

by Jumping for Jesus November 24, 2007

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

Poop and Scoop

A highly illegal practice occurring mainly on the Internet. A small group of informed people attempt to push down a stock by spreading false information and rumors. If they are successful, they can purchase the stock at bargain prices.
Poop and Scooping is the opposite of Pump and Dumping.

I just sold my stock, because these guys told me to, but it turns out that they were just using the Poop and Scoop. I shouldn't have sold it.

by Noah Hoback January 24, 2009

Poop slut

A slut who is ugly and unwanted by all men or women.

Jessica want every guys dick. Too bad she is a poop slut.

by Tavid Johnson November 3, 2009