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National Kiss the Homies day

Go to your homies on February 28th and kiss them. It will not be considered gay
by Yes, very February 26, 2020
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National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day
by Big dick johns September 3, 2019
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National Homie Rimming Day

July 9th (7/9) is national homie rimming day where you and your homies rim each other
It's National Homie Rimming Day Jarrod, get over here and let me eat that ass.
by Spyre7216 July 9, 2021
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National Fuck Off Day

April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.
by Mtn Dew Hat May 31, 2018
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national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend
Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂
by Bad bitch period🥴 August 1, 2020
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Yellowstone National Butt Geyser

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.
by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010
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National Daniel Appreciation Day

National Daniel Appreciation Day is May 20th.
We all need to appreciate how fucking amazing Daniel is, that fat sexy beast is constantly getting roasted. st remember all the times he’s just sitting there and you just start laughing. He’s got only 3 outfits and never showers, even when everyone tell him “bro you need some gum” or “ay you wear the same shit everyday”, he doesn’t give a fuck. Daniel give no fucks at all, that’s how you know he’s the big homie. That’s why May 20th is his day.
Shout out to all the Daniels because it’s National Daniel Appreciation Day.
by Guap God May 15, 2019
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