Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Mads

Its an very handsome and sexy person with very big penis all girls love him because he is so hot and sweet
He is also very athletic and strong

You’re so hot Mads

by Bennyyyy17 November 22, 2021

Boot mad

Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.

Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.

We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.

by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016

Mad scientist

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

mad

mad; used in the cold war as an acronym for Mutually Assured Destruction

To have a war with Russia would lead to MAD

by TsarBomba=BigBoom July 7, 2019

Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.

You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.

by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017

mads

there was no definition of mads before this. but. mads is a very cool, nice person and most likely the most funny in any group. they probably had “weird” interests growing up, and still do. they are very talented and don’t have EVERYTHING figured out yet, but have a very good idea of what direction they’re headed in.

you: hey have you met that new person?
friend: yeah, mads? they’re so cool.

by sonicgfuel November 22, 2021