dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

Marquess of Dingleberry Rules

When you pull out a pistol during a fist fight.

Frank! You just shot an unarmed man! That's Marquess of Dingleberry Rules!

by Peter Piper Pecker August 9, 2023

RKV RULES BB14

Rahul Vaidya is ruling bigboss 14 like a king. He is the best contestant of this season.

RKV RULES BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021

Red Light Rule

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.

My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!

Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.

by lord0caedus May 28, 2010

rule number 17

If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.

Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.

by ivebeenbroken September 19, 2023

10:30 rule

When snapping past 10:30 it has to be a booty pic

10:30 rule tonight females!!

by puckin May 1, 2021

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020