ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.

Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!

by AK47rulezzz April 7, 2019

Death Row Blow Job

Death Row Blow Job

I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal

by mama tush May 3, 2018

Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.

furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.

by nudepenisbiganal69 November 27, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.

Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.

by AForestOfPubes December 29, 2016

Puerto Rican Kiss of Death

When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.

I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.

by Dundalk Matt July 2, 2007

Five Finger Death Punch

IVAN MOODY - VOCALS
ZOLTAN BATHORY - GUITARS
JEREMY SPENCER - DRUMS
MATT SNELL - BASS
DARRELL ROBERTS - GUITARS

Caedite Eos Novit Enim Dominus Qui Sunt Eius

The Way Of The Fist.
The group was oblivious, at the time, of the fact that this band would develop one of the fastest growing fan bases in Metal history, and lay a hammer-fist to the face of today’s Metal sound. The recording job was given to the great Stevo "Shotgun" Bruno (Mötley Crüe, Prong) and Mike Sarkisyan (Spineshank). The mixing and mastering was taken care of by ex- Machine Head/Soulfly guitarist Logan Mader. “The Way of The Fist” was born in 2006; all that it needed was a good management company to help push it onward.

Firm Music, a branch of The Firm (Korn, Staind) management, was just the backing that 5FDP needed. The band was signed with Firm Music in June of 2007. “The Way of The Fist” was released by July 31st, 2007, and quickly climbed into the Billboard 200, and became the most added metal record, all in its first week of release! The album also hit the #3 position on Billboard's New Artist/Heetseekers chart. “The Bleeding”, the first single off “The Way of The Fist”, landed in the top 40 on the Active Rock Radio charts, and has been climbing continuously since.

"Never Enough," Man. Dude broke the cardinal relationship rule and forgot our anniversary today time to throw that Five finger Death punch his way and kick that Train to the curb.

by UDvsTruEnoughtoday February 6, 2010

death ran over twice

Expression used to describe someone extremely ugly, or not looking well. (As used in I Know What You Did Last Summer)

"Damn that chicks been doin meth since the day she was born, she looks like death ran over twice"

by annasprettycool October 28, 2007