David

David is someone who never texts his gf even when she’s lonely and has no one to talk to. He never takes pictures or anything to make her happy when he knows damn well she loves him to death…..he’s off limits bye:)
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Hey David...
Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."
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David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
Fuck me David is so good!
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A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(
"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"
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David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.
Perfection means David, and David is perfection

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