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Triple Chocolate Sundae

A Triple Chocolate Sundae is when you have anal intercourse with a woman while using chocolate syrup as lube. Eventually during anal the woman will shit on your dick. Once this happens, Pull your dick out of her ass and say "Bon Appétit," and shove your dick down her throat.
"My boyfriend gave me a triple chocolate sundae for my birthday, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth."
by war420 January 8, 2021
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Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)
by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021
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Hot Chocolate Bomb

When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
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Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021
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Chocolate Super Soaker

Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.
After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.
by Dr_PigFinger April 2, 2021
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The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021
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Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!
by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021
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