A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
Get the Club Zombiemug. You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
by You pound em January 26, 2017
Get the the midwestern shave clubmug. by Nagitoforpresident September 17, 2021
Get the Ryuk fan clubmug. by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024
Get the We don't talk about Fight Clubmug. Person 1: "Hey, wanna study for that test?"
Person 2:"Sure, meet me in the Libra Club."
Idiot 1: "Oh man, clubbin' already?! NICE!!"
Person 2:"Sure, meet me in the Libra Club."
Idiot 1: "Oh man, clubbin' already?! NICE!!"
by Bleepblorp December 7, 2010
Get the Libra Clubmug. by ForestLion June 14, 2025
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