blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Under cover blow

When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep

Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Go blow

Slang phrase meaning to "go blow yourself." Alt phrase, "Go f*** yourself."

Go blow!

by Swamimain January 24, 2021

Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie

by Kiteorange December 20, 2020

blowed on

to talk about someone badly, or make fun of

"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"

by Jazzie. March 6, 2008

Snow and Blow

When you do a line of cocaine off of a man’s genitals and give him a blow job afterwards.

That night, I got the snow and blow from a random girl I met in Vegas.

by Trichomonas July 2, 2021