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The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
by LoZander May 10, 2016
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American Eagle

When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.
"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"
by 50_shades_of_love August 8, 2016
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American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.
Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.
by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016
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American hot dogging

Sex position. When a male fucks his partner fat bulge.
I threw an American hot dogging in that ham beast over there !! High five bro !!
by Sbrogzni January 18, 2018
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Americanic

American+iconic=americanic.Use for Stereotype related to Americans
Fat man with a shotgun?Do americanic
by Blitzm0 January 27, 2018
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american armed forces

the American armed forces will fight for any area that has oil to be "taken"
by Teevee360 February 1, 2017
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The American Ninja

B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.

Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.
"I'm not going out at all today - I'm watching the American Ninja series"
by Golm December 17, 2012
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