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Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020
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Mad/Mii

Haru’s bff for 8 years and more years to come <33
Person 1: Hey all my friends are bad.
Haru: That sucks. I have a great friend named Mad/Mii
Person 1: Hey! I was talking about my life not yours!
by Haru <33 November 4, 2021
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Mad easy

A term used to describe something absurdly easy.
Example 1:

Rick: Dude, the test was so hard!
Bob: Bro, that shit wasn't hard at all! It was mad easy!

Example 2:

Sgt. Dixius: Well done sir! Taking down a terrorist force is impressive.

Gabriel: To be honest, It wasn't that hard. It was mad easy.

Example 3:

David: Dude, why are you so nervous?

Jamal: This game is so important. I don't want to lose.

David: Dont worry! The game will be mad easy.
by Carl Matsmark March 12, 2025
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magazine mad

vice versa of the mad magazine, an angry father who punishes his children of their made troubles, when he becomes angry
Bern, is a magazine mad yes, he always tells his son, Tom, to wait at school, till I come after you, but Tom has become mature and goes to a girl,s apartment, then Bern is that!
by man!? May 27, 2017
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Mads

Mads is an absolute mad man. He is a GOD. He fucks all the hot chicks and got the biggest dick there is. He is the most beautiful man alive and the smartest in the world. No one can compete with him.
Omg I saw Mads the other day and god damn he is hot!!!
by Lol2208 November 22, 2021
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mad diskountz

A discount applied for local residents on a certain product.
Andrew: Hey Samuel, do local residents of Kangroo Island get a cheaper fair on the Sea Link Ferry?
Samuel: Yes Andrew. They get mad diskountz.
by croissantpig April 24, 2019
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Mads

a person who is way better than both a Holger or Harald
Oh man that Mads over there is way better than that Holger over there
by TheGuyWroteSomthing August 20, 2018
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