blow job

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007

rim job

tonguing of the anus

Pat gave Bill a Rim Job

by Dave Allen September 4, 2003

Blow Job

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

by Brian-anonymous October 27, 2008

God Job

A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.

During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."

by WilliamButtface February 12, 2010

trench job

To "go down on a girl." If guys get " hand jobs and or blow jobs " the girls must compare in turns presenting the trench job.

Hey man how was the blow job after the trench job ?

by hannah1234567 September 11, 2010

crooks job

when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off

a crooks job is when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off

by Yacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub October 20, 2010

base job

A handjob performed in a manner in which the giver stays at the base of the receiver's weiner. Usually executed by amateurs in the handjob department, feels about as good as an OTPHJ.

"Bro, you catch a BJ from that chick?"
"Nah man, chick gave me a base job for an hour and a half."
"That sucks bro".

by Sinister1985 December 29, 2007