Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Zooted

NYC original slang for being super high or super Bent or both !

Ya boy zooted out his mind! Facts B! Homeboy really zooted out here!

by Zooted Daily September 8, 2020

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022

Zooted

To die, or to smoke marijuana to the point of near death

“I got sooo Zooted at Andy’s kickback”

by Johnny Silverhand February 16, 2021

Zoot

The act of a female giving their best head (baby daddy/husband material)

Guy 1: I think Hillary really loves me cause she gave me the best zoot ever
Guy 2: No, she just likes to smoke blunts

by Itsyourgfxoxo June 21, 2022

Zooted

To be extremely caffeinated

"I just drank 3 americanos and I'm zooted

by zooty_boi April 8, 2019

Zooted

Being fried beyond human knowledge

“I come to school everyday zooted”

by Nyrking13 September 22, 2018