Zen

A human with no money or brain.

It's Zen, I have no money or a brain, please help pay my bills.

by LiveMe King July 16, 2025

Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

♡ zen🌽#9024

They’re the most gayest person in the word coming from hajibitchthebottom

♡ zen🌽#9024 Is gay.

by Hajibitchthebottom November 21, 2021

zen hakuren

A name meaning Calm White Ripple.

My Name is Zen Hakuren

by Zen Hakuren February 27, 2017

Zen

Slang for marijuana joint.

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?

by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021

Zen

Zen is often associated with people under the name Ben. To be zen one must meditate and preform frequent yoga. Ben’s across the world naturally produce zen vibes and can often make those around them cool, calm, and collected.

Hey you seem pretty calm are you Ben?

You look like a Ben your a zen person

by 159876 August 5, 2018