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Wyoming Buldak

When you excrete fecal matter out of your anus and place it into a freezer for 24 hours, then you put the frozen fecal matter through a pasta grinder. While you do this, prepare a pot of boiled urine, and cook the fecal matter pasta in the boiled urine. Then dry out diarrhea and crush it up to make a powder. Mix this powder into the pot of urine and fecal pasta, and serve in a bowl. This is a delicacy in Azerbaijian.
"OMG, I had the BEST Wyoming Buldak in Azerbaijian!"
by The Scatinator December 13, 2025
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Wyoming asswipe

A very technical sexual act where you bust a huge load on your partner's anal airway and then proceed to wipe it with your cock
I gave my best friend Jesse a Wyoming asswipe, he said he loved it and that we should do it more often
by killerCERV33 December 15, 2025
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Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw
Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?
by You Smell69 January 2, 2026
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Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.
"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"
by slappybullworm January 30, 2025
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Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.
I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber
by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025
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Wyoming

An empty field the size of a U.S. State with a population of 34.
“Hey, where do you want to go when you grow up?”
Anywhere except Wyoming.”
by BeanLover69 February 14, 2024
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wyoming

Wyoming is a tear in space in which aliens from the dwarf planet Eris enter the U.S. to invade the planet. many people believe that wyoming is a place in the U.S., however wyoming is actual not real. If you enter wyoming you will appear in walt disney world confused and afraid but with no memories. you will be greeted by the ghost of walt himself before teleporting to canada. 4chan users claim its real but its not, they are actually the aliens taking over the world.
Wyoming is not real.
by lala the dumdum April 2, 2024
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