WHOMPS

1. Used as a fairly spirited exclamation following a sentence.
2. A dis/insult diffusion mechanism

1. I just got paid today...WHOMPS
2.
Person 1: Hey, you are really a total jackass today....
Person 2: WHOMPS

by Promissory Estoppel December 21, 2007

whomp

see whomps

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by Cait Sith Cat December 14, 2002

Whomp

The act of a boyfriend cupping his lips somewhere on you (probably your face) and slobbering while saying "whomp!"

Usually followed by saying "ew! no whomping!"

"whomp!"
"ew! you slobbered all over my face!! no whomping!"

by Ms Bwinny February 22, 2010

Whomp

to be so high that a person cannot make complete sentences

nobody could understand pat becuase he just smoked 7 blunts and is whomp.

by jd8973 March 24, 2010

Whomped

When three or more guys that are close friends get (make out) with the same girl.

"Yeah, shes whomped."

"Is'nt she whomped?"

"We need to whomp her"

by Greggolden456 September 11, 2006

Whomped

When a guy is effected by a girl ( in a positive or negative way) that has got them writing poem,crying, and speaking in french and other shit.
This can also go for a guy effecting a girl, a girl effecting a girl,or a guy effecting a guy.
this can be a result of breaking up,being in love,cheating,thinking about someone all the time or hoping for love.
worse when showing your whompedness on facebook..i.e. posting up love poems, or having sad or french statuses.

you writing a peom about her, man you whomped
you have been crying since she dumped you a week ago, you are whomped.

by ohfosho February 5, 2008

whompyjacked

Not right. Not straight; Out of alignment; not plumb; not square; off center; all fucked up.

Man he put that together all 'whompyjacked'. This house is all 'whompyjacked'. That bookcase is all 'whompyjacked'.

by El Jamal Jamal December 6, 2016