welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 1, 2019

yee yee welcome to parie

it is a funny phrase to say when you are happy.

yee yee welcome to parie

by mollywizo June 17, 2019

Irish Welcome

A penis in the butt.

You deserve the ol’ Irish Welcome.

by ProfessionalBoweller January 20, 2018

You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Psycho Bitch's theme song. It's the song that I have playing in her personal room all day.

She spends a lot of time in there with her imaginary friends sexy kinky girl and mocha.

by Psych Ward Employee January 29, 2005

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

by Ikkybee March 12, 2017

welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.

New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

by Great Guppy October 23, 2015