Values

Fuck your values and the only mistake I've made is not having a fat cock.

Hym "You values serve only to delude yourself into believing there is more to you than a fat cock. Like a woman."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2023

Value

Minions at the bridge

Ricky: Oh no it’s.....
Will: That’s right the definition of value!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO

by Bobbert Wilson December 13, 2021

EV (expected value)

In poker, EV (or expected value) is the amount of money a player is expected to win in a given situation, based on math.

EV=F($POT)+C(%WIN$WON)-C(%lose$lost)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds

You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)

by STL446 September 27, 2023

Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)

“I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”

by ValueJew June 21, 2022

mad value

Some shit people from New Jersey say to confuse the fuck outta people

"Wow you're mad value"

"Thanks but what does that mean?"

by A1.QB April 24, 2017

Valu

1. Slang term for bitch in Nepal.

Someone who is only after sex and money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else and move on.

"I hate valu. Leah definitely isn't a valu for Levi Ackerman.

by anonymous November 14, 2023

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011