Value

1 The number, vector, rotation, truth or others, that is sustained in a variable, possibly to be used in coding. 2 Love, care or anything about caring of anything, usually used in expressions "I give value to". 3 Number of dollars (or a national coin) to price a object that is orthy for a big or small price.

3 The value of this car is 50K dollars.

by rbet May 6, 2023

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

semenental value

Treasured or revered for its ability to fertilize the egg of a female, or in memory of said ability.

Lewis and Clark brought along a large muscular African-American fellow as one of their traveling-party on their expedition out West, and said chocolate-skinned behemoth proved to be of great semenental value to the group in many of the Native villages that they passed through --- wherever they stopped, multiple squaws would often literally line up to be impregnated by said husky and virile dude, in hopes of raising huge strong-bodied sons of their own from this "fresh blood" infusion.

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Values

You are shit.

Hym "And your values are shit. Jordan. You did not invite me anywhere and you know that THIS made it's way TO YOU and ZERO INVITATIONS made it to me. You saw it the whole time and made reference to it in several of your interviews. The GQ interview. And you've been passing my work off as your own. You are a fraud and a disgrace. Cry more. You can't do what you're doing AND CRY LIKE A BITCH ABOUT IT. You are ridiculous. You are wrong. I AM and WAS right. You thought you were better than someone. Is Joe going to do this to the people who stuff his daughter's little slut-hole too? How many kids do you think THEY are going to kill? Let's find out! Let's wait and see. And I regret nothing. Titus still a retard."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2025

value

not EA access on PlayStation 4

this product has so much value

by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

centimental value

A strong attachment to a family heirloom due to one's either being able to make a significant income from da ownership/use of said precious object, or knowing dat it will fetch a "pretty penny" if put up for sale.

If someone claims to have a special emotional attachment to an item at an estate sale --- especially if said object is of considerable value --- it's entirely possible dat he really means dat it is "of centimental value"; i.e., dat it would be worth a lot of money to the right buyer, and so he is merely wanting to selfishly turn a tidy profit by selling it.

by QuacksO March 3, 2022