urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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Urinal Bread

Miscellaneous items (mainly food) that somehow ends up in the urinal.
I saw urinal bread in that bathroom. Ugh.
by Attack Helicopter556 November 28, 2021
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urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 01, 2011
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urine purgatory

The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.
“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”
by harleyk99 August 06, 2023
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urination domination

when you piss on someone or something to prove dominance
person1: shut up im better then you
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
by bigblackcock6942069420 April 22, 2022
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Gatorade Urinal

When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.
Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?

Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
by @sinatrak October 11, 2016
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