When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
by Dickbuttshitbutt February 10, 2023
When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.
Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
by @sinatrak October 11, 2016
by BlazinChewbacca476 April 24, 2021
*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009
1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 01, 2011
by Attack Helicopter556 November 28, 2021