Triple vaxed

The act of doing something stupid.

Did he just burn down city hall by lighting his farts on fire? Yes, he triple vaxed that bitch to the ground.

by erock75 December 21, 2022

Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.

Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."

by Slut4u August 29, 2019

triple chicken

The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995

Jeb better keep his guard up, he's just asking for a triple chicken..............bock BOCK!!!!

by JimmyKristidis11 June 18, 2014

Triple-Tweet

Accidentally sending out the same twitter tweet 3 times.
Also a really sweet (sweet meaning great) tweet.

To my knowledge, Smashing Magazine gets credit for coining the term when they accidentally sent a tweet 3 times, and used the phrase in an apology.

.@twitteridname The triple-tweet was an honest mistake. Sorry about that, guys.

.@twitteridname Thanks for the twit, that was triple-tweet!

by Dawn Yz, Devign Elements January 13, 2011

triple crowning

To uncontrollably shit, piss and throw up all at the same time. Usually as result of a food-borne illness. The lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.

I shouldn't have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in India. I was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.

by shermytoad112 October 17, 2013

Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015

Triple-ank

When someone is under the influence of
1. Dank
2. Crank
3. Drank

He's fucked up on triple-ank tonight.

by Sage82 January 12, 2020