When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
by TeamScott September 18, 2008
When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
by teamscott September 18, 2008
When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.
"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"
"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"
"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 30, 2022
by Bumbus626 January 30, 2025
by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021
The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024