Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott October 30, 2008

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Torpedo

The most overrated vehicle in roblox jailbreak, some even call it a soap bar with wheels. Typically glazed by sweats with over 70 million cash.

Who wants a free Torpedo? Comment your name to join the giveaway!

by Crobbeeee72 May 21, 2024

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

torpedo

when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her

nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place

by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

Torpedo Loader

Slang for a gay slut who bottoms, common in the roblox Zeppelin Wars community.

"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"

"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."

by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 29, 2022