Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.

That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.

by Dic Penderyn June 1, 2018

vicki tori

The most hot and beautiful girl to be born out of Southern Arkansas!

Your such a Vicki Tori!

by Vicki Tori July 5, 2015

Body tory

A person who's a tory (derogatory) in matters of the body, particularly someone who's critical of others for wearing revealing clothing or no clothing at all

Person A: Reckon I might turn up naked to the event tonight
Person B: Dunno if that would be appropriate
Person A: Stop being a body tory

by burningbush2 November 14, 2021

Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

I met Gary down the pub last night. He still hates Corbyn and voted Conservative to show him. Gary's such as Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!

by asu1 September 27, 2011

Tori Amos

an extremely talented singer, songwriter, and pianist who uses her music to speak out on a variety of personal, political, social, and artistic topic, founded an organization (RAINN) to combat womens' abuse, probably fucked Trent Reznor, melds classical training with a pop and hard rock sensibility to create a blend that is all her own

Tori Amos's album "Boys for Pele" is one of my favorite albums.

by Kathleen O'Neal October 18, 2004

Tori Logic

When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay

Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger

Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic

by ✪Virtual Phantom✪ May 11, 2015