Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019

Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.

"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"

by Frissiw April 7, 2017

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 11, 2020

Yoda situation

A situation or other event in which only the outcome matters

The Superbowl is a Yoda situation

by thereisnotry May 25, 2020

Yoda Balls

Balls that are REALLY shriveled up

After 2 hours in the pool, I got yoda balls.

by EliteNoob January 24, 2020

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 8, 2021

Yoda Fags

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.

"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"

by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019