A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
Get the Krismug. a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it
look at that greasy fuck kris
by greg persky May 1, 2023
Get the krismug. Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
Get the Krismug. Beautiful,curvy,most likely to have long beautiful hair maybe locks dark brown eyes dark brown skin she’s crazy in bed and will love you tell eternity
by Beautgsmdend December 19, 2018
Get the Krimug. by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022
Get the Kris glasermug. 