Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

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booty urinal

Woman who likes to have a smoking David pee in her butt

That chick is such a booty urinal, that midget just peed in her butt.

by Timber WHMC November 22, 2013

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urinal backfire

The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .

Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .

Friend: alright man

Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.

by Exotic guy December 3, 2013

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urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

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Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis

Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap

by JonMang September 13, 2015

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Gatorade Urinal

When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.

Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?

Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.

by @sinatrak October 11, 2016

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