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phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013
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Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).
I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.
by Dean March 25, 2005
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Phillip Zimbardo

A psychologist famous for the Stanford Prison Experiment who played the Master on Doctor Who during the Tom Baker years.
John Simm is pretty good but he's not as scary as Phillip Zimbardo.
by Quiz Gnome July 26, 2010
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mark phillips

The baddest mother fucker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of dick 10 pounds of balls and hair on every square inch. Like some kind of badass miniature bigfoot.
Better watch out for that Mark Phillips mother fucker, he's a bad dude.
by THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH July 15, 2018
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Kieran Phillips

A hairy german pornstar who especially likes watching men get sweaty in the gym.
Oh my god spank his hairy ass in the gym oh hell yeah
by billy besler May 7, 2003
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Bum Phillips

Originally an American football coach and father of Wade Phillips, "Bum Phillips" refers to a total waste of space, bum, slacker, lazy-ass, drunk, slob, degenerate, etc. Sometimes shortened to simply, "Phillips"
He blacked out drunk on a Monday night AGAIN? He is a total Bum Phillips.
by heyjoe83 October 15, 2010
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James Phillips

James Phillips is a professional paymod reseller and a guy not liked by anyone in the Euro Truck Simulator 2 community.
by Modhunter March 14, 2019
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