Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh
Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
by Yolodopeshit October 09, 2023
An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.
What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017
A manager who exploits employees. Examples of exploitation include but are not limited to: Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, or generally not providing benefits discussed during your hiring negotiations, or listed on your job description. He/she may blame cooperate or owners, but the daily operations are their decisions.
She keeps us on skeleton crew, so we do two peoples workload and doesn't even care if we can't provide good customer service. it's like she thinks she'll get a trophy for slum manager of the year or something!
by Val E. Sun June 20, 2021
pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021
by xoxo._. January 20, 2022
CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague
If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive
If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up
If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot
If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer
If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut
If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue
If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary
If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone
If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism
If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head
If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest
If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama
by Johann Bernoulli April 28, 2018