Act of a person pissing in another's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other persons asshole and uses it as lube.
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
Get the houston lemonademug. 1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
by The guy on the train March 11, 2020
Get the Houstonmug. by yr mom lol June 20, 2019
Get the Spicy Houstonmug. by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
Get the Logan houstonmug. The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
by G81 May 5, 2021
Get the Standby Houstonmug. Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
by Estebe January 17, 2025
Get the Houston Hotpotmug. The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.
Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea
by inhaleball April 7, 2021
Get the Houston Hotboxmug.